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I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.