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Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I have a girlfriend.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.