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If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!