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What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?