What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
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Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
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Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
When you wear a big hat and your but starts to splat diarrhea
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that's how they named c EH n EH d EH
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