I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
READ THIS AND YOUR GAY
DEPRESSION HAS BEEN ENTERED INTO YOURE BODY
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
what do u call a cow that has been shot
holy cow
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
