Happening jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.