Hang jokes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Memes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.