Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
