Hang jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...