Hang

Hang jokes

Morgue

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Emo

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Emo

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

Sayori

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Jesus

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

Teenager

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Feather

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Kid

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

Cancer

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

Emo

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Emo

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Sister

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.