bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
Why do emo people hang each other because their to Hengruy
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
