Hang jokes
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Memes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.