Hang jokes
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."