Hang jokes
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Memes
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.