Hang jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!