Hang jokes

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.