Hang jokes

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.