Hang jokes

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.