Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
