Hang jokes
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.