Hang jokes
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.