What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
Who did the cow š want to hang with?
The udders
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
Are you a tree? Cuz Iām trying to hang with you ;)
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. Iāll be hanging with them for a while
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? Youāll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
