Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
