Hang

Hang jokes

Emo

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Depression

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Tree

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Kid

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Depression

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Suicide

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Group

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

People

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Bat

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Emo

Emo

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

Emo

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Friend

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Emo

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.