Hang jokes
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.