A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
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You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
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Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
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a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
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