A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
what did the mans dick say to the man
i just cant "hand"le it
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five. It left him hanging
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
