Hairline

Hairline jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.