Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Noob butter eater.
Yo hairline is so bad it is worse then Vegeta's
Hairline got repossessed.
Is breath smell like π
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnβt even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
