Hairline jokes
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Whatβs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Noob butter eater.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Hairline got repossessed.
Does breath smell like π?
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnβt even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.