Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.