Hairline

Hairline jokes

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.