Hairline jokes
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
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It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"