Hairline jokes
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.