Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
your hairline so for back its a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline? Nothing, they're both receding.
you pooooooooooooooooooooooo
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
(Bully) boy you ugly
(Me) boy shut up thats why your hairline start at the back of your head
yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth
You smell
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
it would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
