HA jokes

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Your bitch has Covid-19.

What spooky creature has children?

Mummies.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Joe Mama has a chode.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

No one has my back like my dad.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!