your mum has balls
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
whats the difference between Kanye west and an orphan kanye west has parents
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
What's the difference between a knife and me
One has a point
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
