Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

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Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.

Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)

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A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"

Why don't orphan's watch tv..?

Because of family guy

Guys add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind it’s too Pointless

4 big guys

a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.

If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗

stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey guys. so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! so so far its me and royal. if you want to join just comment why and your in unless people have reasons to not want you!