I caught my wife Having S*x With a another guy
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Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
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I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
Come on guys, It's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, The riot dev's try their best but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else. Like their downsyndrome
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
4 big guys
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...
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Why don't orphan's watch tv..?
Because of family guy
