well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣
My son said that bully needs a pounding then i say Yeah right that is what i said and did to your mother.My son opens his mouth and freezes i guess he knew what i was talking about.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
A mom gave her son "the talk". her son replies "wait so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess. Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
once, I tried to say, "ps. pp. that's funny right there". instead, I said, you guessed it, "penis!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd
guess what, shroud is back on wje, idk why, but he is....................
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS LOUSY IN BED SHE REPLIED I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING YOUR X GIRLFRIEND UH
