My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Me and the boys are cool.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
