Group jokes
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Join the group in community!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.