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Group jokes

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

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  • What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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  • When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

    But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

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  • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

    A vowel movement.

    A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

    He orders a drink.