Group jokes

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.