Group jokes
I joined the military for the group showers.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.