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Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

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    • What is the difference between acne and a priest?

    Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

    A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."

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    • Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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    • What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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    • What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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    • A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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