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1 year ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?" "It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts." "Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!" As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek. 17
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    2 years ago

    Peasants

    The image shows a man, probably Scott Disick, looking displeased. Text above him reads: "Me: Red or white? Guests: We don't drink wine." and beneath him it reads: "Peasants".
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    • Dick

    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".
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    • Dick

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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