
Greeting jokes
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Hello there, have a good day!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Hellllllllloooooo
Hi boyyyy!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
The cat said hi.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.