New Greeting Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Clarissa is here with us.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Hi Eric Le!

Hi Ethan!

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi huuuuuy.

Bharat

Palabhai

Majama.

It's ice to see you.

Hi, how are you doing?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.

Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf

Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.

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Hi person reading this.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"

Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"