Greeting jokes
Hi meccool.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hi Manuel.
Hi Jake!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Heyy.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Yurrrrrrr?
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Hi Blake.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."