Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Hi, I hope you’re
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Hi boo!
"Knife to meet you all!"
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
¿Hola, quién es?
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.
The end
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
