Greeting jokes
Hi meccool.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hi Manuel.
Hi Jake!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Heyy.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Yurrrrrrr?
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Hi Blake.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!