Greeting jokes

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"

Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"

Heyyyyyy!

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Hi 👋, was the day you?

Good morning!

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

Have a good day tomorrow!

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Good night.

Hi 👋

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰