Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
I'll stop with the horrible puns if chu can say a good joke
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
What did
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza damn that pizza was good
Good Morning! Have a Great Day! #Ijustwokeup
Have a good summer
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!
I blend children to make a good living
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
POV: your sitting here waiting for a good joke, i wait unfulfilled
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
