A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says "God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
Arent I badly good
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I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all
I did a good night and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to
There are "nun" good jokes
Stephanie
MY NAME MUST TASTE GOOD ITS ALWAYS IN YOUR MOUTH
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
I had a good time with friends
What hype is this place out is for the night you can not say what is a great 👍 I have for a good night
It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter? My last if she knows what's good for her.
