Good jokes

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?

It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.