Good jokes
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!