Good Jokes

are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs

Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?

I’m lookin for some good jokes for the best song award can yall help a fellow at

teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...

its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food