Good jokes
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!