why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
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Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE. ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
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Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
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