Good jokes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Memes
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
I did a good job of being home from school.