Good jokes
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Memes
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Angel is a good word.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.