I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
What's a good way to masturbate???
Get somebody to do it for u
I cried when my dad was chopping Onions. Onions was a good dog.
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
