Good Will jokes

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

I encountered a milf at a bar last night. Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.

We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time.

Then, she asked me flirtatiously,

"Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

I said, "Nope, not yet."

She drank a little more, and said, "Well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys, opens her door, turns on the light, and she yells towards upstairs,

"Mom, are you still awake?"

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

What do painters and prostitutes have in common?

They're both paid for a good finish.

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?

Mom: No.

Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

Why are Indians such good actors?

Most of them are phone scammers.

What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.