Good Will jokes
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Memes
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.