Good Will jokes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Memes
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?