Good Will jokes

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

I cried when my dad cut onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”

Patient: “Give me the good news first.”

Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”

Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

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Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Have a good summer!

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Bc they're good at it.

Good night.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.