Good Will jokes
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Memes
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Angel is a good word.
What is a good time?
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)