Good Will jokes

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?

They’re always spotted!

I did a good job of being home from school.

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

Angel is a good word.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

What is a good time?

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."