Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Good Will Jokes
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
