Good Will jokes

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Should be good night and walk walk home.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.