Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
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The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
Why aren't Americans good at clash royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers..
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
