Goes jokes

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."

Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."