Goes jokes
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Memes
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This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.