Goes jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”