God's Will jokes

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?

God fucked her.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Do you love God?

Have you seen my uncle?

Jesus: I have.

God: Me too.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.