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Goal Jokes

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL šŸ˜±šŸ˜± Scientists have created an element named Pessomium šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬ - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay šŸ„µšŸ¤§ - Finished šŸ˜¹šŸ¤• - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts šŸ„¶

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.