whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
why can’t an orphan play soccer? if he can’t find home he can’t find goal
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000. I donate $35,000. I ask "what's my prize?", Boosterthon worker says "here's a headband". Me- "I donated the goal, so is that it?", Boosterthon worker- "no, it's $35,000 per person". I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Touch Down
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
