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Suicide

    • A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

    A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm going to jump!"

    The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

    The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

    The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

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    • Country

    • I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

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    • Gold

    • I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

    Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

    Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

    Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

    Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

    Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

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    Teacher

    • So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

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    • Homework

    • What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

    What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

    What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

    Lightbulb

    • How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

    Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

    Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

    (mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

    Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

    All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”

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    • Abortion

    • What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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