Go jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Memes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.