Go Jokes

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.

how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage

The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer

Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"