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Why did the emo go to the store?

To buy bleach.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Meme:

The image shows six different anime and cartoon characters representing different types of students during an exam. Top left: A student intensely writing at a desk. Top right: A student looking confused. Middle left: A student throwing papers in the air with the text 'RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!'. Middle right: A student looking indifferent. Bottom left: A student looking confident with a smirk. Bottom right: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with the text 'FUCK IT'

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.