Go jokes
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.