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I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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    • Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Why?

    Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

    Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

    Yo, sis, come here.

    Sis: What?

    Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

    Sis: Yup.

    Me: Can I go?

    Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

    Me: I love you.

    Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

    Friend 2: Yup.

    Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

    Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

    Friend: Why?

    Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

    I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

    "Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

    ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

    RIP Meh Soul.

    Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?

    Dumb Kid: DEADit?

    Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!

    Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!

    Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.

    So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

    And I asked him what he is doing.

    Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

    Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

    Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

    KG: You have it?

    Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

    KG: Sure!

    KG then went to her room.

    Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

    KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

    KG: Have fun playing with them!

    Guy: WHAT THE FU-

    Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

    Some kid: "Yeah?"

    Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

    Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

    Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

    *The kid laughs*

    Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

    It was pornography class, and there was a break.

    Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

    Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

    Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

    Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

    Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Teacher: Where's the D?

    Adult 2: Inside me...

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    • Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

    Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

    And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

    Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

    The orphan: What is home?

    Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

    *puts in trash can*