Glock jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.