
Given jokes
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
FUCK YEA
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Welp
Me every year
Community talk
Guys, I went to church on Sunday. The church I used to go to has a new pastor. He has three girls and one boy. The girls are all around my age, and really sweet. And I was sitting next to the girls' side of the youth group, and one of their daughters asked me if I wanted to pray with them during worship. So I was like, "yeah sure," and I went in front of the pews to pray with them. One was holding my hand, then Paris… Read more
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)
www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more










