Girls jokes
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”