Girls jokes
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
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Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.