Girls jokes
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.