Girls jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.