Girls jokes
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Memes
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.