Girls jokes

Dad

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Beta

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Slap

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Boy

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Memes

Girl

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Guy

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Girl

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Unicorn

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Gamer

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

Orphan

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Ranch

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!