Girls jokes
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"