So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
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Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
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Girls are like stones
The flat ones get skipped
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
