Girls jokes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.