Girls jokes

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Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

Which is better looking, girls or women?

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!