Girls jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
