Girls jokes

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Which is better looking, girls or women?

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.