Girls jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Girls be like
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"