Girls jokes

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

Hey, I broke up with your girl.

-Me: What? Why?

Wait, what?

-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.