Girls jokes

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."

Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."

So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.

Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"

The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."