Girls Jokes

I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you

I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole

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Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei

girls : 🙏*Period*✍️💅 Men : 🗿*Growth*🗿🗿🗿

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"

I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪

How do you turn a cat into a fish

Tell your girl not to wash down there

how do you get the emo girl out of the tree

you cut the rope

Girls with the name beoni are white .

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

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I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him