Girls jokes

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

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I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Which is better looking, girls or women?