I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Girls Jokes
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
