Girls jokes

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."