Girls jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."

Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."

So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.

Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"

The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?

Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.