Girls jokes
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Memes
I love Bubba girls and yea.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.