Girls jokes
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"