Girls jokes

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I love Bubba girls and yea.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.