Girls jokes

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What is a popular name for girl peanuts?

Michelle.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.