Girls jokes

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I love Bubba girls and yea.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.